Blog Best-Of: Lily’s Lame Excuse

- Lily Allen produces a doctor’s note to prove that she’s not fit to perform. Whatever, I’m still giving her a detention.

- Beyoncé cuts a commercial for Emporio Armani’s Diamonds commercial. With the velocity at which she shakes, I just don’t believe that any fragrance could actually stick to her.

- Megan Fox’s response to the Lindsay Lohan comparisons? “Ugh.” Megan Fox, I dub thee Lady in Hating.

- David Beckham finally takes the field for a L.A. Galaxy game. In related news: Americans still don’t care about soccer.

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